With Hurricane Edouard rolling through the Gulf it got me wondering... what weirdo dude's job it is to come up with hurricane names? I wish it were my job. I should start making a list of all the bad ass names I'd put on the list. Maybe it'd just contain the names of people I don't like... or people who are particularly destructive. Seems fitting. Anyway, some facts about hurricane names:
- Hurricane names rotate back and forth between female and male names. The list used to contain only female names until the late 70's (I find this funny... mostly because I picture a bunch of bald assholes sitting around smoking cigarettes in their hideously colored clothing naming hurricanes after their premenstrual wives).
- Certain names are retired if that storm is particularly deadly, like Katrina.
- Only 6 lists are used in rotation. The list used this year, 2008, will be used again in 2014
- There are only 21 names on a list per year. If more than 21 hurricanes occur in a year the Greek alphabet is then used.
You all should really
check out our list (the one for hurricanes that form in the Atlantic). There are other lists for other parts of the world.
My favorite names include Wilfred (which is a possibility this year though he is last on the list), Tanya, Henri, Virginie, Chantal, Beryl, and let us not forget Hermine. I'm about 87% certain they rounded up a bunch of strippers, men who pay those strippers, and a bunch of Western European/ Mexican immigrants and compiled a list of all their names. Pretty much every name on those lists sounds like they should be put in handcuffs.
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