I've been tagged by a shit ton of people... Melissa, Kim, and even Mandy. I may post it on facebook later but for now I want it on my blog. I don't know how good my facts are... but they're weird facts and facts nonetheless. And I just spent a half an hour coming up with them. So you better appreciate them (or at least learn something new about me).
25 Facts
1. I think I have an oral fixation. I used to bite my nails until I consciously stopped. Even then I still sometimes nibble. I can’t even tell you how many pen caps I’ve destroyed.
2. When I was little I wanted to grow up to become a super model. Now at 22 I’ve considered trying plus sized modeling at some point.
3. I am ridiculously afraid of bugs. I can’t explain it and it isn’t even really logical (considering I work outside often). I tense up and scream like a child when they’re around.
4. Men with red beards excite me for the simple fact that I think about the possibility of making adorable red headed babies with them.
5. I’ve never really had a sweet tooth. I’ll eat carbs and grease ANY day over chocolate and sugar.
6. My left boob is smaller than the right one.
7. I have the ability to wiggle my pinky toe and pinch people with the others. It’s really quite bizarre.
8. I’d eventually like 4 kids, though I’d be ok with less.
9. The idea of having even 1 kid come out of my vag has occasionally scared me to the point of no longer wanting children.
10. I’ve only stolen one thing in my entire life. It was an ID bracelet from J.C.Penny’s with the letter J on it. I never wore it out of shame.
11. I HATE sleeping in socks.
12. I have a weird attachment to old, comfortable clothing and shoes. There are several pairs of jeans and flip flops that really belong in a trash can but I can’t stand to part with. I’ve even had nightmares about my mom throwing some of my stuff away. I’m currently trying to think of how I can either salvage them or turn them into something new.
13. I have some pretty ridiculous dreams, and often. Sometimes I take naps just because what’s going on when I’m awake is so much more boring than what I could be dreaming about.
14. I have 2 body pillows and 5 regular pillows on my bed.
15. I cuss like a sailor. My favorite curse word is cunt, which most people consider to be a really awful word. This being said, even the mention of the N word or the F word (slur for gay men) makes me unbelievably uncomfortable and unhappy.
16. I’m a grossly competitive person, occasionally competing with people without their knowledge. My competitive side also led to one of the ugliest games of Monopoly ever. I refuse to play that game ever again.
17. I have a number of irrational fears including but not limited to: zombies, leprechauns, having my back to an open door, opening my eyes in the shower and someone being in there with me, hidden cameras in the heating vents, etc. Basically… I am a crazy person.
18. It’s pretty weird how much I associate music with specific people and events in my life. This has ruined (though usually only momentarily) several artists and songs for me.
19. I made it a rule for myself a looong time ago to never be jealous of a person. Instead I usually only envy (and the strive for) specific things that person may have or a quality they possess.
20. I love a lot of things about myself. I won’t even bother to list them because it gets kind of ridiculous (I just tried). Know that my red hair and the fiery personality that comes with it is at the top of the list. This was definitely not an ability I was born with but just kind of happened on its own a couple of years ago.
21. Sometimes I wish I didn’t own a cell phone and have many times considered trying to live without it.
22. My favorite comfort food has to be a cheeseburger or macaroni and cheese.
23. The only big surprise I’ve ever had came on my 20th birthday when my good friend Mandy organized a surprise party for me several days before my actual birthday. I had decided to be left alone that day and turned off my phone to take a nap. Someone was sent to get me. I was tricked into driving to pick Mandy up (which pissed me off). I then had to be talked into going inside to get her. When the door opened at least 20-30 friends were inside the house along with my mom, sister, dad, and niece. I backed out of the house and started to cry like a little bitch. No one has ever done something nearly as sweet and special for me before or after that.
24. I take 5 minute showers. 5 minutes max. Usually less.
25. I’ve made the decision to shave my head at some point during my life. I made the decision just because it’d be so completely ridiculous and weird. Oh, and I like how shaved heads feel.
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